Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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