I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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