Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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