So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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