I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize