No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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