eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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