my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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