Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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