I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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