I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this will be a night to untag.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
How's work?
Spinning.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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