how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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