Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Pappa wants mamma naked
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
