i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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