He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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