she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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