Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You are a genius and a whore.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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