dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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