I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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