Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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