I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i barfeds in our rink
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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