The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Everything about him screamed your future.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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