I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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