Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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