im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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