I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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