Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize