That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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