Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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