the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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