I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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