I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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