??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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