You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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