love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Do vagina's smell?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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