oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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