Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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