How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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