i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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