Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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