guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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