I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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