oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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