i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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