So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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