i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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