Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
