About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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