After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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