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(617): View more from Massachusetts

my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off

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(512): View more from Texas

I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.

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(734): View more from Michigan

WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES

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(754): View more from Florida

Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.

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(516): View more from New York

Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"

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(416): View more from Toronto

Happy Birhtday!

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Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home

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(925): View more from California

Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down

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(831): View more from California

He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie

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