Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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